it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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