when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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