I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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