it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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