I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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