In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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