the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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