I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Just fell off a train. Bad.
Soap is not a condiment
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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