Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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