so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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