I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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