I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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