It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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