She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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