Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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