He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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