I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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