Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
