Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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