I wannas sexs uuuuu
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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