honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I don't think brook has ever known best
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Everything about him screamed your future.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
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