He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Everything about him screamed your future.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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