If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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