when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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