I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
is this the sara with the beer cane?
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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