Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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