How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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