He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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