i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
ttyl tear gas
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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