8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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