gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
we're so committed to being not committed
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