Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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