babies were throwing up all over the place
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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