gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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