hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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