Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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