real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
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