How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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