so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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