He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Randomize
