Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
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