its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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