operation harelip BJ is a go
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
