Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Its about making memories worth repressing
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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