Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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