At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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