Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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