My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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