Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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