I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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