PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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