Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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