I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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