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I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I have fence marks all over my body
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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