I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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