just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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